Rainbow Road Rage

Intro

Uh

Rainbow Road ruined my whole week

I hate that map respectfully

Hubs

Why am I drifting into the abyss again

Is there a literal lakitu union

Just let me stay on the asphalt

Chorus

Red shell to the kidney

Blue shell in the driveway

Green shell hit the wall then hit me

Yeah it hit me

Really hit me

Post-Chorus

Look at the map

Look at the trap

Look at the gap

Man I am in twelfth place

Verse 1

Steering wheel made of cheap white plastic

My frustration levels look pretty drastic

Threw the remote at the cat

Now the screen is flat

Waluigi got legs like a spider

Peach just got forty miles wider

Bananas on every turn

Watching my ego burn

Pre-Chorus

My thumbs are shaking

My heart is breaking

My rank is faking

Chorus

Red shell to the kidney

Blue shell in the driveway

Green shell hit the wall then hit me

Yeah it hit me

Really hit me

Post-Chorus

Look at the map

Look at the trap

Look at the gap

Man I am in twelfth place

Verse 2

Stole a star just to fall off the ledge

Driving my sanity right off the edge

Toad is screaming in my ear

This is my biggest fear

Controller unplugged by a ghost

Mario has the most

Wario looks like my uncle

Luigi hide your carbuncle

Pre-Chorus

My thumbs are shaking

My heart is breaking

My rank is faking

Chorus

Red shell to the kidney

Blue shell in the driveway

Green shell hit the wall then hit me

Yeah it hit me

Really hit me

Post-Chorus

Look at the map

Look at the trap

Look at the gap

Man I am in twelfth place