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Verse 1

Once there was this guy who

Was avoiding a plane, then he tripped and fell down

And broke his neck

He woke up at the hospital

The only thing he remembered

Was boarding that aeroplane

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Verse 2

There was some other guy who

Was a complete idiot

He got to go mess around

With the gorillas in the apartment

That's right

They ripped him from limb to limb

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Bridge

But both those guys were glad

'Cause one kid had it worse than that

Verse 3

'Cause then there was this guy who

Took the mystery flight and met fate with a gorilla's pen

Then some guy woke up

Found out that his house had moved in front of it

He opened the front door

Said "Good morning"

And then he fell out of the door

Fell about two hundred and fifty feet

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Verse 4

Once there was this pilot who

Tried to land on a runway made of bananas

But when the wheels touched down

The whole plane just slipped sideways

He couldn't quite explain it

He'd always just flown that way

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Verse 5

There was this other fellow who

Kept a silverback in his kitchen for company

But when he asked it for tea

It threw the kettle through the window

Nobody could explain it

It had always just lived there

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Final Bridge

And all these people were glad

'Cause one more guy had it worse than that

Verse 6

'Cause then there was this man who

Woke up in a moving house on stilts above the city

He opened every door he found

Said "Good morning" to the sky

And fell two hundred and fifty feet

Again and again and again

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Outro

Ya, ya, ya, ya

Ya, ya, Gordon

Ya, ya, force me

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