Another Round for the Unicorn

Verse 1

Well you should've been at O'Malley's, it was just another night

'Till I saw something peculiar in the warm tavern light

A wee man in green knickers with matches in his hand

Was creeping 'round the barrels with a fiery plan

But what happened next, you won't believe your ears

A pure white unicorn came charging through the beers

It pinned that leprechaun right against the wall

And that's when Paddy's evening started to crawl

Pre-chorus

The bartender raised his glass up high

Said Drinks for our hero from the sky!

And everyone gathered 'round to see

This magical beast on a drinking spree

Chorus

Pour another round for the unicorn!

(Hey! Hey! Pour it strong!)

The bravest beast since we were born!

(Hey! Hey! Can't go wrong!)

Verse 2

By midnight our hero had downed fifteen ales

Its mane was all tangled, it was telling wild tales

Tried dancing an Irish jig, knocked over some chairs

Then started singing ballads about unicorn cares

The leprechaun sat grumbling, ordered water instead

While our horned friend was standing on tables ahead

Attempting to balance pints upon its horn

Creating a mess since the day it was born

Bridge

And as the night grew longer

The laughter got stronger

Every soul in the bar raised their glass

To toast this tale that came to pass

Verse 3

By closing time friends, you should've seen the sight

Our unicorn friend couldn't stand up right

It tried to catch a rainbow right there on the wall

Then passed out asleep in the bathroom stall

The leprechaun left sulking, his pride was in shame

But O'Malley's Bar would never be the same

For now when troubles come, we all recall with cheer

Breakdown

(Remember the night...)

When magic walked in here!

Final Chorus

Pour another round for the unicorn!

(Hey! Hey! Pour it strong!)

The bravest beast since we were born!

(Hey! Hey! Can't go wrong!)

POUR ANOTHER ROUND FOR THE UNICORN!

(HEY! HEY! POUR IT STRONG!)

THE BRAVEST BEAST SINCE WE WERE BORN!

(HEY! HEY! CAN'T GO WRONG!)