Not At All What I Wanted

Verse

Thought I'd be dating an attractive success

That's just what I always wanted

A guy who'd help me clean up all this mess

Was just what I always wanted

But you don't pick up anything, and I just nag you

Just your breathing is a chore

You're not at all what I wanted

Not at all what I wanted

Hoh-oh, not at all what I ..Wanted

Verse

I thought I'd find myself a millionaire

That's what I always longed for

A man who showered and brushed his own hair

Was just what I always dreamed of

But you don't plan out anything, I barely stand you

Just your presence is too much

You're not at all what I wanted

Not at all what I wanted

Hoh-oh, not at all what I ..Wanted

Bridge

I dreamed of trips to Paris, a ring from Rome

A spotless mansion for my home

Instead you're taking a mid-day nap

With stale Doritos in your lap

This is not what I always wanted

God, it's not what I always wanted!!

Outro

But you don't pay for anything, I have to ask you

Why's your personality so rough?

You're not at all what I wanted

Not at all what I wanted

Hoh-oh, not at all what I wanted

Hoh-oh, not at all what I wanted

Hoh-oh, not at all what I wanted...