Fart Face

Intro

Ha ha! WAAAAH!

Stinky stinky

Yeah yeah

Chorus

Wario laugh echoes in the void

Garlic breath all destroyed

Booty crumbs on the floor

Fart face bangin' at the door

Wario laugh echoes in the void

Garlic breath all destroyed

Verse 1

Ancient yell through the cracked-up screen

Funny stupid what I've never seen

Stompin' on mushrooms with muddy shoes

Losin' every game I'd never choose

Trash piled high like a castle wall

Bootleg gold watchin' records fall

Gas cloud risin' like a thunderhead

Wishin' I could take back what I said

Chorus

Wario laugh echoes in the void

Garlic breath all destroyed

Booty crumbs on the floor

Fart face bangin' at the door

Wario laugh echoes in the void

Garlic breath all destroyed

Verse 2

My bank account full of garlic coins

Laughin' at these broken loins

Fat stink spirit in a treasure room

Crypt keeper smell of ancient doom

Sour face and a twisted crown

Dumpster fire in a velvet gown

Bootleg cartridge in the dusty bin

That's where all the real wins begin

Bridge

Ha ha ha ha ha

WAAAAAAAAAH

Ha ha ha ha ha

Stupid stupid stupid

Drop

Fart face

Fart face

Booty crumbs on the floor

Fart face

Fart face

Bangin' at the door

Chorus

Wario laugh echoes in the void

Garlic breath all destroyed

Booty crumbs on the floor

Fart face bangin' at the door

Wario laugh echoes in the void

Garlic breath all destroyed