Who Let Me Make Decisions?

Verse 1

Woke up late, alarm ignored

Ate cold pizza off the floor

Said “today I’ll get my life on track”

Then took a nap and relapsed back

Impulse bought like seven things

None of them I actually need

Now my bank account’s just there like:

“wow… you really did that, huh?”

Pre-Chorus

I had a plan at 2AM

It sounded smart back then

Chorus

Who let me make decisions?

I clearly can’t be trusted

I say “this is a good idea”

Then instantly it’s busted

I got zero supervision

And maximum confusion

Every choice I make somehow

Becomes a bad conclusion

Verse 2

Cut my own hair at midnight

Thought “yeah, this will turn out fine”

Now I’m wearing hats for reasons

I refuse to redefine

Texted someone “we should talk”

Then threw my phone across the room

Now I’m scared of my own message

Waiting for impending doom

Pre-Chorus

Confidence was way too loud

Regret is louder now

Chorus

Who let me make decisions?

I need a higher power

Or at least a group chat vote

Before I act each hour

This feels like a bad mission

With no clear supervision

I keep speedrunning mistakes

Like it’s a competition

Bridge

I swear I had potential once…

A brief, shining moment of sense…

…but then I clicked “yes”

on something I should’ve declined [Breakdown]

WHY DID I SAY THAT??

WHY DID I BUY THAT??

WHY DID I CUT THAT??

WHO APPROVED ME?? [Final Chorus]

Who let me make decisions?

This system’s clearly broken

Every time I trust myself

That’s when chaos is awoken

No guide, no supervision

Just vibes and bad intuition

If life’s a game, I’m playing it

With zero definition