Where Oh Where Can They Be?

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Intro

Doo doo dah doo doo dao doo

whoo-ough-ahha roo hooo hoo hoo

Verse

Oh where, oh where have my panties gone?

Oh where, oh where can they be?

With their lace so prim and their cotton so worn,

Oh where, oh where can they be?

Chorus

They weren't on the line, they weren't in the drawer,

I've looked in places I've never looked before!

Did the dog run off with them, out the back door?

Oh

Post-Chorus

Oh oo ho ho ohh

Arrughhahh

Doo doo dah doo doo dao doo

whoo-ough-ahha roo hooo hoo

Verse

I've searched the whole house, from the attic to the cellar

I've even accused a most innocent fella

He just blushed and he stammered and turned a bright yella

Oh where, oh where can they be?

Chorus

Chorus

They weren't on the line, they weren't in the drawer,

I've looked in places I've never looked before

Did the dog run off with them, out the back door

Oh where, oh where can they be?

Post-Chorus

Oh oo ho ho ohh

Arrughhahh

Doo doo dah doo doo dao doo

whoo-ough-ahha roo hooo hoo hoo

Doo doo dah doo doo dao doo

whoo-ough-ahha roo hooo hoo hoo

Solo

Bridge

Perhaps a strong wind blew them out of my hand

And now they're gracing a far distant land

Maybe a bird thought they'd be so grand

To line

Its nest

You see...

Verse

Oh where, oh where have my knickers gone?

Oh where, oh where can they be?

With their lace so prim and their cotton so worn,

Oh where, oh where can they be?

Chorus

Post-Chorus

Oh oo ho ho ohh

ARGHHGHHAHG!!! HUUUUUUUGHHA!

AHH GHAHUG A!!!!

YHHEHHHIAEHI!!!!!!

ARRGH!!

OOoh OOOOOOOOO!

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