Red Leather Rebrand

[Chorus] Santa darling take the wheel

Let me see how this demon ride can feel

We rebuilt it piece by piece

Let the rebranding release

Red leather and chrome

Better than home

[Verse 1] Polished the pistons for a week

I got us tickets for a show

Costumes and fun are all we seek

Ready set go

[Pre-Chorus] I want a fresh new brand

We need a change of hand

So we can stay grand

[Chorus] Santa darling take the wheel

Let me see how this demon ride can feel

We rebuilt it piece by piece

Let the rebranding release

Red leather and chrome

Better than home

[Post-Chorus] Rebrand rebrand

All across the land

Oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2] Boob-bags and leather straps in row one

Giant Santa you look quite pale

Why have you frozen like a statue

Watching a tail

The second hall is getting wilder

Spiky toys and strange latex fits

Look at the person in the cage

Wait don't lose your wits

[Pre-Chorus] This wasn't on the map

Get out of your trap

Before we snap

[Chorus] Santa darling take the wheel

Let me see how this demon ride can feel

We rebuilt it piece by piece

Let the rebranding release

Red leather and chrome

Better than home

[Post-Chorus] Rebrand rebrand

All across the land

Oh-oh-oh

[Bridge] He says "Is that what they are into now"

"We really need to change the brand"

Timber

Falling

He faints

[Chorus] Santa darling take the wheel

Let me see how this demon ride can feel

We rebuilt it piece by piece

Let the rebranding release

Red leather and chrome

Better than home