Wanted

I've stopped pretending

That you even want me

I can't imagine

That you even still care

Every-

Wait. Shit. It's not the chorus yet.

I was a dreamer

Now I've stopped dreaming

When I realized

That it wasn't a dream I'd share

Everybody wants me

Except the one I want to want me

That's my fuckin' problem

I will never measure up

Put my faith in music

So that I don't lose it

But then I said, screw it

If you won't be the one

I don't need anyone

Everybody wants me

Except the one I want to want me

That's my fuckin' problem

I will never measure up

We know marriage is a sham, anyway

I'll just sleep around until I'm old and grey

Maybe try women

Woah, she's bisexual! I didn't know that!

That was an ad-lib

Ad-libs are encouraged

That's what the director said

And I notice how his ex looks at me

Everybody wants me

Except the one I want to want me

That's my fuckin' problem

I will never measure up

I'm a free woman

Take your chains off me

Take my clothes- wait

I'm a minor. I shouldn't yell that on a public stage. That's weird.

Everybody wants me

Except the one I want to want me

That's my fuckin' problem

I will never measure up

Was I pitchy or was it the- Yeah. That's what I figured. I'll do less ad-libs next time.