Rubber Chicken parents

Chorus

Mom and Dad, you're rubber chickens in my house

Floppy wings and yellow beaks, can't keep you out

Try to keep it normal, but you squawk and you bounce

I got rubber chicken family, can't figure it out

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, squawk squawk, what a sound

Oh oh, bounce bounce, all around

Verse 2

Dinner time's a circus and I'm sittin' in the middle

Feathers on the sofa and you're peckin' at my Skittles

Neighbors take a picture 'cause they're laughin' at the window

But I can't trade my chickens, no I never let you go

Pre-Chorus

You drive me crazy but you're all I've ever known

Grocery store trips with rubber feet on the floor

Chorus

Mom and Dad, you're rubber chickens in my house

Floppy wings and yellow beaks, can't keep you out

Try to keep it normal, but you squawk and you bounce

I got rubber chicken family, can't figure it out

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, squawk squawk, what a sound

Oh oh, bounce bounce, all around

Verse 3

Took a walk to the beach, sun burning up the sand

Suddenly my dog got wild, chicken parents in his plans

He grabbed 'em by the feet, down the boardwalk he ran

Chasin' rubber chickens, I'm the only normal man

Pre-Chorus

You drive me crazy but you're all I've ever known

Grocery store trips with rubber feet on the floor

Chorus

Mom and Dad, you're rubber chickens in my house

Floppy wings and yellow beaks, can't keep you out

Try to keep it normal, but you squawk and you bounce

I got rubber chicken family, can't figure it out

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, squawk squawk, what a sound

Oh oh, bounce bounce, all around

Verse 4

Midnight, got a plan, sneakin' out through the gate

Spyin' on my dog, he’s asleep but it’s fate

Gonna get my chickens back, I’m tip-toein’ so sly

Butter knife in my shorts, got revenge on my mind

Pre-Chorus

You drive me crazy but you’re all I ever known

Chicken rescue mission, gotta bring 'em home

Chorus

Mom and Dad, you’re rubber chickens in my house

Floppy wings and yellow beaks, can’t keep you out

Try to keep it normal, but you squawk and you bounce

I got rubber chicken family, can’t figure it out

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, squawk squawk, what a sound

Oh oh, bounce bounce, all around

Verse 5

Dog snorin' on the porch, brick heavy in my hand

One wild swing, now he’s lyin’ in the sand

No more chicken thief, yeah the night’s gone still

Rescue operation, I got time to kill

Pre-Chorus

You drive me crazy but you’re all I ever known

Rubber love runs deep, now we’re finally home

Chorus

Mom and Dad, you’re rubber chickens in my house

Floppy wings and yellow beaks, can’t keep you out

Try to keep it normal, but you squawk and you bounce

I got rubber chicken family, can’t figure it out

Post-Chorus

Oh oh, squawk squawk, what a sound

Oh oh, bounce bounce, all around