Stumpy and Dusty

[Chorus] Remember me? I'm Stumpy with the dick that took a snip

Now I'm married to a stripper named Dusty, she's got a wicked grip

We met by the bathrooms at the county fair, no lie

Love at first sight, or maybe it was just the curly fries

[Post-Chorus] Oh oh oh, Dusty, yeah

La la la la, Stumpy and Dusty

[Verse 2] Her tattoo says "wild" but she’s allergic to cats

Her dog tried to bite me and she just laughed at that

We honeymooned in Reno and lost all our cash

But we got matching t-shirts that say, "Let’s make bad decisions fast!"

[Pre-Chorus] All the neighbors talk, but we never really mind

You keep your china cabinet, we keep our own kind

[Chorus] Remember me? I'm Stumpy with the dick that took a snip

Now I'm married to a stripper named Dusty, she's got a wicked grip

We met by the bathrooms at the county fair, no lie

Love at first sight, or maybe it was just the curly fries

[Post-Chorus] Oh oh oh, Dusty, yeah

La la la la, Stumpy and Dusty

[Bridge] It’s true what they say, she’s got a heart made of tin

A little bit crooked but she always lets me win

She’s missing a nip but she’s perfect to me

We’re the oddest pair at every family jamboree

[Verse 3] She taught me to gamble and how to walk proud

Taught her to whistle, now she’s the star of the crowd

Sundays at bingo, sipping flat cherry wine

Dusty and Stumpy, two weirdos in their prime

[Chorus] Remember me? I’m Stumpy with the dick that took a snip

Now I’m married to a stripper named Dusty and she’s missing a nip

We met by the bathrooms at the county fair, no lie

Love at first sight, or maybe it was just the curly fries

[Post-Chorus] Oh oh oh, Dusty, yeah

La la la la, Stumpy and Dusty