How to board the Quantum Moon

Verse 1

Alright listen up you little turds

Get your noses out of your butts

I am talking about a rock in the sky

A giant grey space ball that disappears

If you blink your stupid eyes

One second it is over Giant's Deep

The next it is gone like a dad

Maybe it is by the Twins now

Maybe it is orbiting your mom

Shut up Fatass I am teaching here

Pre-Chorus

It is the Quantum Moon you dummies

A phantom flickering in the void

You cannot just fly at it fast

It will vanish if you suck at math

Chorus

Take a freaking picture of the rock

Keep the photo right in your sight

A conscious observer locks the state

Locks the state

Now it cannot move or run away

Stay in your seat

Hold that image on your screen

Now you can land on the Moon

Land on the Moon

Verse 2

Stupid Kyle thinks it is magic

But it is just rules of the universe

If you see it it exists here

The moment you look at the floor

That thing moves to Brittle Hollow

Quantum imaging is the only key

Capture the data with your probe

A grainy snapshot of the surface

Stops the particle from spinning wild

Trey told you how it works now

Pre-Chorus

It is a giant ball of spooky atoms

Wandering like a hobo in the dark

Do not blink or you are screwed

It is physics you little pricks

Chorus

Take a freaking picture of the rock

Keep the photo right in your sight

A conscious observer locks the state

Locks the state

Now it cannot move or run away

Stay in your seat

Hold that image on your screen

Now you can land on the Moon

Land on the Moon

Bridge

Land it

Touch it

Be the observer

Stare at the screen

Do not let it shift

Do not let it slip

It is right there in the pix-els

Observed

Defined

Locked

Chorus

Take a freaking picture of the rock

Keep the photo right in your sight

A conscious observer locks the state

Locks the state

Now it cannot move or run away

Stay in your seat

Hold that image on your screen

Now you can land on the Moon

Land on the Moon