I'm Really Good at Sex

Start

Intro

Listen up everybody, I've got something to say

About my skills in the bedroom that'll make your day

I'm a certified master, a legend in bed

At least that's what I tell myself inside my head

Verse 1

Got my moves from movies, studied every scene

Memorized the positions from magazines

I've watched so many tutorials, I'm ready to go

My confidence is high but my stamina's low

Pre-Chorus

I talk a big game, yeah I'm full of hype

But the reality's something you might not like[Chorus]

I'm really good at sex, yeah that's what I say

Got all the best techniques, I'll blow you away

But when the clothes come off, there's something you should know

I last about three seconds then it's time to go

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh, so good (so good)

Oh oh oh, the best (the best)

Verse 2

Downloaded all these moves from a WikiHow page

Practiced with my pillow for like half a day

Got a sex playlist that's exactly one song long

By the time you press play, I've already gone wrong

Pre-Chorus

I talk a big game, yeah I'm full of hype

But the reality's something you might not like

Chorus

I'm really good at sex, yeah that's what I say

Got all the best techniques, I'll blow you away

But when the clothes come off, there's something you should know

I last about three seconds then it's time to go

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh, so good (so good)

Oh oh oh, the best (the best)[Bridge]

My signature move is apologizing

While I'm desperately trying to look surprising

I've got certificates from online courses

That I printed myself with my own resources

Verse 3

I call myself a stud, a legend, a pro

But my only real talent is putting on a show

Got special techniques that I swear are unique

But they all end the same - with a disappointed shriek

Chorus

I'm really good at sex, yeah that's what I say

Got all the best techniques, I'll blow you away

But when the clothes come off, there's something you should know

I last about three seconds then it's time to go

Post-Chorus

Oh oh oh, so good (so good)

Oh oh oh, the best (the best)

Outro

I'm so good at sex, it barely even happens

That's efficiency - I'm just that amazing

End