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doofus

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I'm the real Doofus

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hey, look at me, look how hot I am!

Damn!

I'm a queen!

hehe...

yay!

I get all the attention from men that I want,

And I won't do shit for them, I just don't!

woo!

Damn girl...

I look like a prostitute, anybody can tell

And I'm proud of the fact that I ride the cock-carousel!

If you have an objection you can go straight to hell!

woo!

In a monetary sense I do pretty well,

And I still have some BG content to sell!

yay!

Early on I did only solo, I was pretty prude,

Now practically every pic of myself is a nude!

aha

yay!

I have completely unrealistic standards for a man

But I'm sure I can get one because I'm a 10!

Damn girl!

but for real though...

At some point we all have to reap what we sow

And what will the harvest look like for an average three oh fow.

aha...

When the society around myself will start to crumble,

I will just keep on swiping left on tinder and bumble.

ooh...

stop looking at me, you ugly creep!

haha.

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