The Curmudgeon's Decree (Extended 1)

intro

what's a nar-do-well?

one without the where-with-all.

verse 1

knicknacks, doo-dads, whirli-gigs and whatnot,

this that and the third. you can't polish a turd.

gallivanting hum-dinger, all the bells and whistles.

i got waylaid, till i was bamboozled.

followed a load of muh-larkey finagled.

hells bells, joe blow, every tom dick and harry.

might could see a monster truck,

driven by the mother mary.

build

build

chorus 1

boy howdy, johnny come lately,

heavens to betsy, thats the bees knees.

breakdown

bridge 1

i'll be a monkeys uncle, they're not lollygaggin.

they runnin a-muck, all kinda hullabaloo.

you best skeedaddle jack, they got it in for you.

verse 2

you must be off your rocker, you dont gotta full deck.

i'm dressed to the nines, colder than a witches tit.

dont sass me, poppycock all willy nilly.

highfallutin  hullybaloo, rigamarole fuddy duddy.

I'm fit as a fiddle, mad as a hat-ter,

getcha knuckle sammich, gonna fix your wagon.

the old heave ho, to hell in a handbasket.

chorus 2

I'm a curmudgeon skinflint,

dealin' with no damn shenanigans.

Let's wrap this up, I ain't missin' my programs.

wall of sound

verse 3

dang darnit dagnabbit, what the sam hell,

discombobulated, arent you the belle.

newfangled, whopper jawed, namby-pamby,

got lucky, youd  be pushin

verse 3

dang darnit dagnabbit, what the sam hell,

discombobulated, arent you the belle.

newfangled, whopper jawed, namby-pamby,

got lucky, youd  be pushin up the daisies.

fiddle faddle, but by the skin of your teeth.

gadzooks, screwball got knocked into next week.

outro

shit on a shingle, harder than a brick bat,

lost in timbuctoo,  cattywampus, riff raff.

end