Lyrics
Verse 1
Meet Bradley, king of the massive bum,
So fat it needs its own postcode, chum!
He buffs dirty cars with one cheeky slide,
Polishes chrome till the owners all cry.
Chorus
Toccame il culo, yeah touch my bum!
It's huge, it's deadly, watch out where it comes!
Toccame il culo, feel the thunder clap,
I'm so sexy it hurts, mi fa male il cuore, slap!
Toccame il culo, don't be a fool,
Bradley's booty rules, you absolute tool!
Verse 2
Out with Claudia, romantic night wrecked,
Two muggers jumped them — big mistake, bet!
Bradley spun round and BOOFED them sky high,
Ass-blasted the bandits, what a goodbye!
Bridge
Che culo incredibile, Italians scream,
This dump truck derriere is a wet dream!
Chorus
Toccame il culo, yeah touch my bum!
It's huge, it's deadly, watch out where it comes!
Toccame il culo, feel the thunder clap,
I'm so sexy it hurts, mi fa male il cuore, slap!
Toccame il culo, don't be a fool,
Bradley's booty rules, you absolute tool!
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