Yucky Broccoli

Intro

Verse 1

I don't like broccoli,

It is so yucky (yucky!)

I don't like spinach,

It is bad for my tummy (tummy!)

Verse 2

Yucky, yucky, yucky,

Vegetables are bad for my tummy!

Yummy, yummy, yummy,

Cakes and cookies are good for my tummy (yummy!)

Donuts are delicious,

Carrots are nutritious!

Chorus

Yucky, yucky, broccoli stew!

Yummy, yummy, chocolate cake!

I ate so much I started to shake!

Gimme a cookie, gimme two!

Gimme a chicken nugget yippe woohoo!

My tummy goes GRRRR!, my tummy goes POP!

I ate one hundred donuts and I just can't stop!

Chorus

Yucky, yucky, broccoli stew!

There's a little green monster staring at you!

Yummy, yummy, chocolate cake!

I ate so much I started to shake!

Gimme a cookie, gimme two!

Gimme a chicken nugget swimming in goo!

My tummy goes GRRRR!, my tummy goes POP!

I ate one hundred donuts and I just can't stop!

Verse 4

I ate a big donut, I ate a big pie,

I ate so much cake that I started to fly!

I bounced off the ceiling, I bounced off the floor,

Then a giant cupcake came crashing through the door!

My belly went wobble, my belly went jiggle,

My pants fell down and I started to giggle!

Mom said, "Eat your veggies! They're good for your health!"

I said, "Can I eat them dipped in chocolate?"

She said, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

Bridge

OOOOOOOOH, BROCCOLIIIIII!

WHY MUST YOU BE SO GREEN?!

SPINAAAAACH!

YOU'RE THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE SEEN!

Final Chorus

Yucky, yucky, yucky, yucky, broccoli on my shoe!

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, give me barbecue!

Donuts, cookies, cupcakes, pie!

My tummy goes BOING!, my head goes WHEE!

Outro — Whispering

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