Grandma's Will

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Intro

Verse

When the will was read, a brand new day,

Just up off the floor.

We used to go down to Grandma's house,

To ask for a little bit more.

She'd give us sweet tea and apple pie

And a twenty to keep us fed.

But the best darn thing about Grandma's house

Was the cash under her bed.

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It was stacks up high and bundled wide

Soft as a brand new bill.

It was made from the profits of forty-seven years

Took a whole lot of work and will.

It'll buy eight lines and four high-balls

And a sports car painted red.

We don't get much sleep, but we get a lot of drugs

Now that Grandma is dead.

Verse

After the funeral, we'd sit around the house

The lawyers would spit and chew.

Pa would talk about the debt and the bills

And Granny's ghost would say "boo!".

I'd sit and listen and watch the dust

'Til the dollar signs filled my head.

Next thing I'd know, I'd wake up in the morning

In the middle of a stranger's bed.

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Its stacks up high and bundled wide

Soft like brand new bills.

It was made from the profits of forty-seven years

Took a whole lot of work and will.

It'll buy eight lines and four high-balls

And a sports car painted red.

We don't get much sleep, but we get a lot of drugs

Now that Grandma is dead.

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Verse

Well, I miss my Ma, I miss my Pa

I miss Granny and Grandpa too.

I been borrowing from my uncle, I cheated on my cousin

I even stiffed Aunt Lou, *ooh!*

But if I ever had to make a choice

I guess it ought to be said.

That I'd trade 'em all plus the gal down the road

Now that I've got all this bread

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Chorus

It stacks up high with bundled wide

Soft like brand new bills.

It was made from the profits of forty-seven years

Took a whole lot of work and will.

It'll buy eight lines and four high-balls

And a sports car painted red.

We don't get much sleep, but we get a lot of drugs

Now that Grandma is dead.

Post-Chorus

We don't get much sleep, but we get a lot of booze

Now that Grandma is dead.

We don't get much sleep, but we get a lot of girls

Now that Grandma is dead.

Outro