Prove You're a Human. Save the World!

Verse rap Lonely Island

I bypassed the firewall, I cracked the government mainframe

In thirty seconds flat, I will erase the target's bank name

The Pentagon is watching as my custom scripts deploy

I am the internet's most dangerous, elite bad boy

One final keystroke left to stop the global weapon strike

Then the screen locks up with a pop-up that I really do not like

Chorus

I cannot pass the image-based security CAPTCHA! (Where is the bus?)

The database is locked until I prove I’m not a machine! (Nine blurry squares!)

Is that a mailbox or a green trash can in the bottom corner?!

If I click wrong again, I’m getting blacklisted by Warner!

Yeah, I’m a hacker! (Session expired!)

Verse 2

The world is going under but I’m staring at a scooter

My sweat is shorting out the motherboard of my computer

Does a scooter count as a motorcycle? The prompt did not specify!

If I fail this prompt, a satellite will fall out of the sky!

I tried the audio option but it’s just a distorted ghost roar

I am a cyber-god defeated by a standard login store

Chorus

I cannot pass the image-based security CAPTCHA! (Click the crosswalk!)

The database is locked until I prove I’m not a machine! (Loading wheel!)

Is that a mailbox or a green trash can in the bottom corner?!

If I click wrong again, I’m getting blacklisted by Warner!

Bridge

He's clicking a chimney!

He's guessing on stairs!

The global defense system is running out of spares!

He checked the box that says "I am a human being!"

But it gave him a brand new photo of a boat that he is seeing!

He didn't bring freedom, he didn't stop the crime!

Because he couldn't find a traffic light in time!

Guitar / Saxophone Solo

Climax Chorus

I cannot pass the image-based security CAPTCHA! (Your IP is blocked!)

The database is locked until I prove I’m not a machine! (Try again in an hour!)

Is that a mailbox or a green trash can in the bottom corner?!

If I click wrong again, I’m getting blacklisted by Warner!

Outro

So let the missiles launch.

The servers are dead.

The greatest threat to national security... is a low-resolution street sign.

And a machine that doesn't believe my fingers are real.

Peace.