Danny Boy Meets William Howard Taft

Well Danny Boy, he went down to New Orleans

And there he met William Howard Taft

And he said "William, I've got a problem with my car

You see, Obama wants me to pay rent

So out the door I went

And I went down to the Product 19 store

And I said to them, 'Get me a double order

Of Kellogg's Product 19'

And I got it on a tray made of blue steel

And they gave me some cigarettes, cigars, and soda

That's when Obama showed up and pulled this little piece of lead"

But with Danny Boy, he just kept walking along

So they both just stayed put

Because they knew a little thing as Product 19

Could never be broke by just one pull of the gun

You have got to know

When you've got a weapon on you

And I have a badge to keep my sanity

Now this one thing is that he told Obama

Says: ''It's a freebie.

Don't shoot."

Then in walked Obama down to the station

Now, this is where we'll stand

And Danny Boy was just sitting

On top of New Orleans bridge

And, believe it or not, they got stuck with Danny Boy

He went back into New Orleans

And a judge sat and paced up and down

Now I wonder if they told the FBI

Because at the end of the year

A jury got in a fight

So you could bet, and that's what Danny told us

For if you ever get in one of these cases

Always get a good lawyer

No wait till your bad lawyer dies in court

For your own defense

Or get out of the case before

Now Back in New Orleans,

William Howard Taft he pulled on Product 19

Now I have seen the world from one to one hundred nine

Product 19

They never had a case like Product 19

They said now and then

And you'll never know about a problem at New Orleans

Where they know that you're not guilty

Because they know the difference between Product 19

And a shot and a slug.

Because, now in New Orleans

This place is for criminals

And I don't care if there's a war or a peace

William H. Taft is still alive at nine and twenty-one

Just to show that there's Product 19

And you can make it into a million bucks

Because it's a million dollar case

That happened in the late 1940s

No way is the same as Product 19.

It's very dangerous in itself

Because you get the Product 19

But then again, who knows where it's really going to end?

You could try running, but it may seem the same thing

That a judge is telling them

And that's why they put Product 19

In each and every time they get a hold of an officer

That there never was a case of a product 19

Because it ain't.

If it was, you can bet you would see your name in lights,

Because that is what makes it happen.

Then Danny Boy, he got off so easy

That he didn't feel a thing for a couple of days

But he found the body of New Orleans in the street

And I knew that I was lucky

A Product 19 saved my life

Well they brought his boy back

And I got a million dollars

And that's how I made

My fame and fortune

I came home

A long time ago

You never will know

My name in the paper

My life as the son of New Orleans.