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Cosmic Trophy Cup

usermist2

· 3:02 · 3 plays · v3-preview

About

In 1966, the World Cup's trophy is found in a bush by a dog named Pickles... because a passing Viking Hippo body checked it so hard it decided to play possum for a few more millennia.

Lyrics

Intro

Hey! Hey!

What did they say?

A trophy walked away today

Hey! Hey!

Don’t look away

Something’s strange in the replay

Verse 1

They say in sixty-six it went missing clean

Gold cup vanished from the football scene

But it wasn’t theft, not what it seems

It was waking up from cosmic dreams

An Elder Thing in polished disguise

Drinking cheers and referee lies

Feeding on the roar of the crowd

Then getting lost in being “proud”

Pre-Chorus

Stomp, stomp, hear the ground

Something ancient running ‘round

Stomp, stomp, don’t look back

Reality’s got a crack

Chorus

PICKLES KNEW TOO MUCH

Found a god in a garden touch

Sitting still like it’s just a cup

But something in it wouldn’t wake up

PICKLES KNEW TOO MUCH

World Cup lost in a cosmic hush

Shining bright but thinking it’s tame

Forgot its own forbidden name

Verse 2

Then came chaos in the English mist

A Viking hippo on a herring tryst

One hard hit and the timeline bends

And the universe pretends, pretends

The thing forgot it was meant to flee

Forgot the stars, forgot the sea

Sat real quiet, calm and polite

Like a trophy under stadium light

Pre-Chorus

Stomp, stomp, feel the beat

Something weird beneath your feet

Stomp, stomp, don’t explain

History is acting strange

Chorus

PICKLES KNEW TOO MUCH

Found a god in a garden touch

Sitting still like it’s just a cup

But something in it wouldn’t wake up

PICKLES KNEW TOO MUCH

World Cup lost in a cosmic hush

Shining bright but thinking it’s tame

Forgot its own forbidden name

Bridge

Who found it? (Pickles!)

What was it? (Trouble!)

What did it look like? (Gold, but double!)

Who saw through? (Pickles!)

What was true? (Something old in a trophy view!)

Final Chorus

PICKLES KNEW TOO MUCH

History hidden in a touch

Golden silence, public game

Something ancient wearing fame

PICKLES KNEW TOO MUCH

But the world just called it luck

A dog, a cup, a cosmic slip

And a truth that wouldn’t grip

Outro

Hey! Hey!

What did they say?

Nothing strange happened today…

(…right?)

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