Pass the Stuffing

Intro

Well, somebody turn the oven up!

Put the good stuff on the table

And save me a seat, darling

I've got an appetite

Verse 1

Got the turkey on the counter, apron tied up tight

Butter on my fingers, and the timing's looking right

Pass me that seasoning, hand me the twine

We're stuffing this bird, and we're doing just fine

The potatoes need whipping, the rolls need heat

There's a little something cooking, and it smells so sweet

Uncle's stealing samples, Grandma's guarding the pie

And I'm not sharing dessert, don't even ask me why

Pre-Chorus

Get that gravy simmering

Keep that oven hot

We've been waiting all November

For the feast we've got

Chorus

Stuff that turkey, baste it right

Keep that kitchen busy tonight

Pass the gravy, bring the heat

There's a whole lot waiting here to eat

Butter me up, turn it loose

I've got my eye on that pumpkin juice

Give me seconds, give me three

Thanksgiving looks good on me!

Post-Chorus

Hey! Pass that plate!

Hey! Don't be late!

Stuff that turkey!

Let's celebrate!

Verse 2

Got the green beans dressed up, sweet potatoes on parade

Pecan pie is looking like a very good mistake

Casserole's bubbling, there's a roll in my hand

And someone's got their fingers in the whipped cream again

The kitchen's getting crowded, but I like it that way

There's a little more trouble when the whole family's here today

The football's on the TV, somebody's yelling at the screen

But I'm busy with the stuffing and the best you've ever seen

Cranberry sauce on the side, pass it down the line

Sweet potatoes, butter rolls, everything's just right

Turkey getting carved, gravy flowing free

There's a little tart and sweet for everybody at the feast!

Pre-Chorus

Get that gravy simmering

Keep that oven hot

We've been waiting all November

For the feast we've got

Chorus

Stuff that turkey, baste it right

Keep that kitchen busy tonight

Pass the gravy, bring the heat

There's a whole lot waiting here to eat

Butter me up, turn it loose

I've got my eye on that pumpkin juice

Give me seconds, give me three

Thanksgiving looks good on me!

Bridge

Who's got the stuffing?

I've got the goods!

Who's got the butter?

Right where I should!

Who's taking leftovers?

Better save me some!

Who's eating dessert?

Honey, here I come!

A little more gravy, a little more pie

A little more time with the people by my side

The plates are stacked and the night's not done

We're not going home till the last bite's gone!

Breakdown

Stuff it! (Stuff it!)

Baste it! (Baste it!)

Pass that gravy!

Don't waste it!

Final Chorus

Stuff that turkey, baste it right

Keep that kitchen busy tonight

Pass the gravy, bring the heat

There's a whole lot waiting here to eat

Butter me up, turn it loose

I've got my eye on that pumpkin juice

Give me seconds, give me three

Thanksgiving looks good on me!

Outro

Save me a drumstick!

Hide me a slice!

And if there's stuffing left tomorrow...

We're doing this twice!

Happy Thanksgiving, baby!