Dropped a Bomb (On Us All)

Intro – Dramatic News Reporter

Breaking news!

The votes are in!

The numbers don't lie...

But somebody's about to cry!

Verse 1

He's watching TV, his face turns red,

A thousand angry thoughts inside his head.

The numbers drop, his smile is gone,

He screams at everyone: "What's going on?!"

He points at the screen, he starts to shout,

"Fake news! Fake votes! Throw these numbers out!"

His golden hair is standing tall,

He can't believe he lost it all!

Pre-Chorus

He's getting mad, he's turning red,

There's something brewing underneath his head...

Oh no, oh no, what's that sound?

A deadly thunder shaking the ground!

Chorus – Explosive, Funny Punk Rock

HE LOST! HE LOST!

Now he's paying the cost!

He's screaming at the television,

Blaming aliens and politicians!

OH NO! OH MY!

A fart just shook the sky!

He lost the race, he lost control,

And dropped a bomb upon us all!

Verse 2

He blames the press, he blames the rain,

He blames the voters, he blames the plane.

He calls his friends, he starts to moan,

"Why am I sitting here alone?!"

The cameras flash, the reporters stare,

A strange new smell is everywhere.

He tries to look like a superstar,

But everybody knows just who you are!

Pre-Chorus

His face is red, his ego's bruised,

His favorite chair is being abused.

The room goes quiet, the windows shake,

OH GOD, WHAT A MISTAKE!

Chorus – Bigger, Louder

HE LOST! HE LOST!

Now he's paying the cost!

He's screaming at the television,

Blaming aliens and politicians!

OH NO! OH MY!

A fart just shook the sky!

He lost the race, he lost control,

And dropped a bomb upon us all!

Bridge – Spoken, Fake Presidential Speech

Ladies and gentlemen...

Nobody has ever lost like this before.

Nobody!

The biggest loss!

The biggest fart!

Very unfair!

Very, very unfair!

Sound Effect

PBBBBBBBBRRRRRRT!!!

Final Chorus – Wild Crowd Chant

HE LOST! HE LOST!

THE WHITE HOUSE IS FROST!

He's angry, he's loud,

He's blaming the crowd!

ONE MORE FART!

ONE MORE SHOUT!

That's what this election's all about!

Outro – News Reporter

And that's the end of the show...

The votes are counted...

The doors are closed...

But the smell...

THE SMELL WILL NEVER GO!