Mommy I Found It

Intro

Alright alright

Ladies and gentlemen

Settle down

Story time

Verse 1

So this woman I heard about

Nine months in she was a sight

Ballooned up like a blimp in heels

Couldn't reach her feet at night

The razor was a distant dream

When the bump becomes a boulder

She's in the shower doin' her best

Wishin' she had longer shoulders

Pre-Chorus

In comes the kid

Seven years old

No knock no shame

Just pure and bold

Chorus

He points down low and asks

Mommy what is that

She freezes up real quick

Uh that's my washcloth

Now go on out that door

Go wait for me out there

The boy just shrugs and leaves

Like he does not care

Verse 2

Fast forward past the birth

She's fresh and shaved and clean

Back in that same old shower

Feeling like a teen machine

Then barges in that kid again

Got no sense of privacy

He squints his eyes and tilts his head

Mommy what happened to me

Wait no

He says where did your washcloth go

She panics and she fumbles

I lost it son I don't know

Chorus

Now get on out that door

Go find yourself a toy

The boy he scurries off

And that was that my friends

Bridge

Two weeks later kitchen sink

Dishes piled up in foam

Child comes runnin' wild-eyed

Mommy mommy I found it it's home

She turns around confused

Her eyebrows raised up high

Then the kid just drops the line

That made the whole room cry

Chorus

Mommy I found your washcloth

The neighbor lady's got it

She's using it to wash

Daddy's face right now

Drop

Boom

Mic drop

That's the end

That's the end

Outro

That's it folks

I'm done here

Goodnight