Office Hell

verse 1

clock hits nine, i’m barely awake

sippin’ my coffee, tryin’ to fake

a smile so wide, but deep inside

i hear them yappin’, my soul just died

verse 2

jim from accounting won’t shut his face

talks ‘bout his cat like it’s some big case

susan’s got stories ‘bout her new cleanse

meanwhile, my patience is makin’ amends

pre-chorus

staplers click, keyboards pound

phones are ringin’, it’s a battleground

who knew the office could drive me insane?

oh wait, that’s right—it happens every day

chorus

grab the hole punch, swing it high

someone’s gossipin’, say goodbye

paper clips fly, staplers sting

this is my corporate reckoning[verse 3]

meetings that should’ve been an email

bob’s dumb jokes, i just can’t deal

someone’s microwavin’ fish again

oh lord, i’m countin’ to ten...

bridge

they laugh too loud, they talk too much

one more pun, i’m losin’ touch

dear hr, just look away

i might go full-on casual friday slay

chorus

grab the hole punch, swing it high

someone’s gossipin’, say goodbye

paper clips fly, staplers sting

this is my corporate reckoning

Solo

outro

but nah, i won’t—i need this check

breathe in, breathe out, just unclench my neck

one more day in this office hell

or maybe i'll just quit as well 🎤🔥

End