Kitty's Lounge

A sultry, sleazy synth-funk bassline kicks in, layered with the crackle of Geiger counters and distant sirens

Verse 1

Check your gas masks at the door, leave the wasteland in the dust

If your Geiger counter's clicking, well, it's probably just rust

Step right over that third-degree burn on the floor

Honey, nobody's keeping score anymore!

The air outside is green and the water's glowing bright

But inside Kitty's place, everything is just right.

Chorus

So come on down to Kitty's lounge—best damn drink and dance in the whole damn town!

Forget the radiation, forget the melting skin,

Grab a glowing sake, let the party begin!

Mmmm, oh yeah... Kitty knows that class.

(A classy little saxophone squeal over a heavy sub-bass drop)

Verse 2

Got a three-eyed ghoul doing shots at the bar

While a raider tries to tune up a busted guitar

The bartender's bionic and her service is quick—

She'll mix you up a cocktail with a radioactive kick!

You lost your eyebrows? Darling, don't fret!

Kitty's got a special shade of synthetic silhouette.

We've got mutants in the VIP, ghouls in the booths,

Swallowing illusions and spitting out the truths!

Chorus

So come on down to Kitty's lounge—best damn drink and dance in the whole damn town!

Forget the radiation, forget the melting skin,

Grab a glowing sake, let the party begin!

Mmmm, oh yeah... Kitty knows that class.

Bridge

Music strips back to a heavy, creeping bass groove and finger snaps

The ceiling's dripping coolant, but the bass is hitting right,

We're glowing in the dark and we're owning the night.

No HOA down here when the ozone layer dies,

Just a neon-lit escape from the nuclear skies.

So raise up your glass till it lights up the room—

We're putting the art back in atom bomb doom!

One, two, three, four—hit the floor!

Final Chorus

So come on down to Kitty's lounge—best damn drink and dance in the whole damn town!

Forget the radiation, forget the melting skin,

Grab a glowing sake, let the party begin!

Mmmm, oh yeah... Kitty knows that class.

Outro

Yeah, drink it down... watch it glow...

Kitty's keeping the lights on... even when the world blows.

A long, drawn-out synth chord that slowly warps and fades into digital static