Blue Devil of the Green Hills

Verse 1

So I’m standing there

Just looking at this blue blur

Man

He’s got these shoes

Buckles shining like a brand new kettle

He’s moving so fast

I think my retinas are melting right now

Little guy has attitude

Spikes sharp as a mountain peak

He doesn't even walk

He just spins like a circular saw

It’s honestly kind of intimidating

Actually

It’s totally terrifying

Chorus 1

Sonic

You are the fastest thing alive

Blue devil of the green hills

Sonic

Why you gotta run so quick

Collecting all those golden hoops

Just to lose them on a spike

Yeah you’re the king of the loops

Blue king of the loops

Verse 2

Then there’s that guy

The round one with the mustache

What’s his deal

Dr. Egg-man or something

Robotnik

Yeah that’s the name

He’s got a hovering egg chair

Putting poor little birds inside of robots

That is some dark stuff

Really messed up if you think about it

He’s got goggles

But he never wears them over his eyes

Just sits on his bald head

Total fashion disaster

Chorus 2

Sonic

You are the fastest thing alive

Blue devil of the green hills

Sonic

Why you gotta run so quick

Smasher of the badnik horde

Saving all the furry friends

Yeah you’re the king of the loops

Blue king of the loops

Verse 3

I tried to keep up

Started sprinting down the checkerboard path

My lungs were screaming

I tripped over a monitor

Popped a shield out of thin air

Suddenly I’m glowing

But then I hit a crab

And my rings went flying everywhere

The sound was deafening

That clinking noise of failure

I just sat there

While a fox with two butts flew past me

Chorus 3

Sonic

You are the fastest thing alive

Blue devil of the green hills

Sonic

Why you gotta run so quick

Eating all them chili dogs

Living on the edge of speed

Yeah you’re the king of the loops

Blue king of the loops

Bridge

He finds these emeralds

Seven of them

Big shiny rocks from space

Then he turns yellow

Glows like a literal sun

He’s flying through the vacuum

Fighting a lizard on a space station

It’s completely unnecessary

But it is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

Way past cool

Actually

It’s legendary

Chorus

Sonic

You are the fastest thing alive

Blue devil of the green hills

Sonic

Why you gotta run so quick

Rolling at the speed of sound

Leaving me in a trail of dust

Yeah you’re the king of the loops

Blue king of the loops

Outro

Yeah he is gone in a flash

Was that a gust of wind

No it was just his big ego

Yeah

Keep on rolling you little spike ball

Bye bye blue guy

Smell ya later