Arceus blew ash up

Verse 1

Arceus looked down from his golden throne

Saw Ash Ketchum laughing on his phone

Ten year old kid flexing with his Pikachu

Almighty creator said what you gonna do

Thunderbolt this judgement came down from above

One flick of the hoof and that trainer got shoved

Straight to the shadow realm with that pokéball

Ash woke up on a cloud going whoa what the heck

God said not today kid time to respect the deck

Pre-Chorus

Pika pika no

Chu chu can't go

That stadium emptied fast like a buffalo

Chorus

Arceus blew Ash Ketchum up

Left a crater and a shiny cup

No badge no battle just a puff of dust

That trainer got deleted 'cause the god said bust

Arceus blew Ash Ketchum up

Now Grimer's eating his old cap

Verse 2

Misty's asking questions Brock is in the car

Team Rocket hopes they're not the next ones by far

Meowth said I called it that kid was way too bold

Talking trash to the one who made the world from cold

So next time you flex with your electric rat

Remember who erased that champion like a mat

One snap of the fingers one glare from the sky

And that trainer's gonna learn to never ask why

Pre-Chorus

Pika pika no

Chu chu can't go

That stadium emptied fast like a buffalo

Chorus

Arceus blew Ash Ketchum up

Left a crater and a shiny cup

No badge no battle just a puff of dust

That trainer got deleted 'cause the god said bust

Arceus blew Ash Ketchum up

Now Grimer's eating his old cap

Bridge

Legends don't negotiate

They don't negotiate

They just snap their fingers and the trainers evaporate

One-two-three gone

Like he never was

The god of everything said nah that's enough

Chorus

Arceus blew Ash Ketchum up

Left a crater and a shiny cup

No badge no battle just a puff of dust

That trainer got deleted 'cause the god said bust

Arceus blew Ash Ketchum up

Now Grimer's eating his old cap