another news, but its all about florida

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todays news is florida man tried to steal a twix candy bar and gets a jetpack to fly off with his twix candy bar, police still didnt find him

another news is flordia man, god how many flordia mans are in there? anyways, flordia man smoked weed and does a backflip off the stairs like a madman, he survived but he got arrested because, well, he smoked weed

now onto the weather, its gonna be 104 degrees on flordia, and 88 degrees on kentucky, and 87 degrees on texas, which doesnt even exist anymore, and now, maryland and cali will both have 93 degrees.

back to the news, speaking of cali, a earthworm sally has been found there, and if you dont know it, it carry diseases, from flordia to cali, HOW MANY FLORDIA MENTIONS ARE IN THERE? honestly i had enough of this job im leaving, news over