END OF MYSTIC (MysticDiddyDiddler Diss)

Intro

Yeah. Look.

Aubrey Graham. The Boy.

Kanye... or should I say, Mystic.

I looked at your entire Treblo catalog, fam. The whole discography.

"Never Silence My Slop"?

Calling your own song slop is the first accurate statement you've ever made, fam!

AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW! CHUBBS, HOLD MY OVERSIZED BACKPACK BEFORE I START STOMPING MY FEET!

Let's go.

Verse 1

You call yourself the Aldi Man, well I'm the Mall of America!

Your rhymes are so bad, they belong in Antarctica!

You're a big fat meanie, driving around in a tiny Lamborghini,

I'm eating high-class tortellini while you're trapped in your beanie!

You said "Go to Aldi, get my food," well your behavior is very rude,

I'm a sophisticated billionaire dude, and you have a bad attitude!

You're running around the aisles looking for cheddar and cheese,

Well, I have so much money it makes me want to sneeze! Achoo!

You're a skibidi bully on the playground, pushing people into the dirt,

But I'm the king of the charts and your words really hurt!

Chorus

Why you gotta edge by the grocery carts?

You're breaking my heart... into tiny little parts...

Yeah, you think you're a sigma... but your whole brand is an enigma...

Chubbs, hand me a luxury tissue,

I'm literally shaking right now.

Beat Switch

Verse 2

Now let's talk about Triple T, the best friend that you used to adore,

You're crying on the internet because he won't goon with you anymore!

I stole Triple T right from your arms, yeah, I took your favorite guy,

He's hanging out in my mansion eating expensive apple pie!

You will never outgoon the Boy, I'm the greatest to ever do it, see?

And Triple T looked me dead in my eyes and said,

"Triple T like me for who I am, Aubrey!"

You think you're a threat to my legacy? You're not even a threat to a flea,

While you're losing your mind over cheese,

Drake ate a whole luxury bakery!

Yeah! I ate the whole building! The bricks, the flour, the dough!

And your little budget grocery list has nowhere left to go!

Verse 3

Now you're dropping a nursery rhyme and screaming "Roblox Phonk" on the track,

Screaming like you're having a literal heart attack!

Yelling and typing random letters on your computer screen,

I'm going to report your account to Roblox, I'm being so mean!

You're a skibidi diddler, begging Mystic sixty-seven times for a favors,

Well, the Boy is in the studio dropping twenty different flavors!

The moderators deleted your tunes because your music is totally weak,

And if you drop "Bully Deluxe" I'm gonna complain to the site for a week! (Iceman is better than airman)

You're begging the world for a mop because you messed up the floor,

Well, I'm locking you out of the Aldi and slamming the back door!

SLAM!

Outro

Yeah! Take that, Kanye!

Your slop is completely cancelled!

Drake ate a five-star dinner, the whole bakery is gone!

Triple T is playing video games with me right now and he loves me!

Don't ever talk about quiche around me again!

OVO!

The Anti-Brainrot Club!

Me crossing my arms and ignoring you now!Humph! We out!