Floyd

Verse 1

Let me introduce you to Floyd

He ain't no ordinary boy

He wears a coat of bright orange

And he's slow and fat and kinda spoiled

Pre-Chorus

He's such a lazy cat

Chorus

Floyd

Floyd

The slowest cat in town

Floyd

Floyd

The slowest cat around

Verse 2

Floyd's got a look in his eye

Like he can see straight into your mind

And he knows you're gonna scratch him behind the ear

As long as you don't expect him to purr

'Cause that'd be too much work

And work is just not what Floyd does

Pre-Chorus

He's such a lazy cat

Chorus

Floyd

Floyd

The slowest cat in town

Floyd

Floyd

The slowest cat around

Bridge

He's the cat's pajamas

The cream of the crop

The pick of the litter

He's one of a kind

When you get to know him

You'll know I'm not lyin'

And if you're wonderin' why I'm smiling

It's 'cause I've got Floyd the cat

Chorus

Floyd

Floyd

The slowest cat in town

Floyd

Floyd

The slowest cat around