It's Not You, It's Your Playlist

Verse 1

We were driving late, windows down, feeling free

You said “I made a mix that reminds you of me”

I was smiling… yeah, I trusted your taste

Then track one hit—and I questioned my fate

Ukulele cover of a song I loved

Then a remix that sounded… mildly cursed

By track three I was staring at the road

Thinking “wow… this is how relationships implode”

Pre-Chorus

I tried to vibe, I really tried

But then that yodel track just killed the ride

Chorus

It’s not you, it’s your playlist

I swear I’m not that heartless

But every song’s a crisis

My ears can’t coexist

You had me in the first half

Then dropped that weird nightcore jazz

Now I’m emotionally damaged

It’s not you—it’s your playlist

Verse 2

You said “this one slaps” with a hopeful grin

It was 10 hours of ambient washing machine spin

Then a sad song… but in chipmunk voice

I started reevaluating every life choice

There was dubstep mixed with whale sounds too

And a motivational speech… but screamed at you

Then silence—just to fake me out

Followed by a kazoo solo breakdown

Pre-Chorus

I held your hand, I stayed polite

But internally I died that night

Chorus

It’s not you, it’s your playlist

This love just got derailed quick

Your music’s kinda chaotic

My sanity won’t persist

You said “this one’s my favorite”

It sounded like a haunted printer

Now I’m filing for emotional distance

It’s not you—it’s your [Bridge]

I thought we had a future…

Matching hoodies, late-night drives…

But then you hit shuffle…

…and everything died not you, it’s your playlist

I tried but I can’t fix this

Your aux cord is a weapon

Of mass disruption, I insist

If love is built on music

Then we just hit the end

I’ll miss you… just not your playlist

Goodbye, my chaotic friend

Outro

Solo