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Have mercy, looky there, what's she doing in here?

I think I just fell in love

You only get one chance at a first impression

So I better not screw this up

Well, she's a one out of ten and I'm the one she's missing

More woman than I deserve

After sitting and waiting, internally debating

I finally worked up the nerve and I said

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"Howdy, do you come here often? Mind if I sit down?

How'd you slip through the back door of Heaven?

Does the good Lord know you got out?

Honey, you're out of my league

But we'd make a good team far as I'm concerned

Howdy, how do I make the whole town wonder

'How'd he wind up with her?'"

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I was feeling pretty slick when she said, "I'll admit

I ain't heard that before"

Next thing you know, we were both boot scooting

All across the sawdust floor

Well, I landed me a kiss, "Say, whatcha doing after this?"

I said, "I'm free for the rest of your life"

Well, who woulda thought it? The fire got started

With a little bitty pickup line that sounded like

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"Howdy, do you come here often? Mind if I sit down?

How'd you slip through the back door of Heaven?

Does the good Lord know you got out?

Honey, you're out of my league

But we'd make a good team far as I'm concerned

Howdy, how do I make the whole town wonder

'How'd he wind up with her?'"

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"Howdy, do you come here often? Mind if I sit down?

How'd you slip through the back door of Heaven?

Does the good Lord know you got out?

Honey, you're out of my league

But we'd make a good team far as I'm concerned

Howdy, how do I make the whole town wonder

'How'd he wind up with her?'

How do I make the whole town wonder

What kinda spell I got you under?

'Either he's rich or she's Stevie Wonder

How'd he wind up with her?'"