Worst Unpredictable Friend

[Intro]

Well now folks I gotta tell ya somethin

Sit right down and let me speak my piece

Mm-hmm

Yeah

[Verse 1]

I called my buddy up on a Tuesday night

Told him his new haircut made him look like a circus clown

He laughed a second then he hung right up

And I sat there wonderin why the phone went down

[Pre-Chorus]

I open up my mouth before my brain can run

I say the silliest things and think I'm bein clever

[Chorus]

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

I say dumb stuff that I swear is smart

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

Then I regret it and it breaks my heart

[Post-Chorus]

Oh no oh no

Here I go

Oh no oh no

Here I go

[Verse 2]

I told my neighbor that her casserole

Tasted like a soggy cardboard box

She smiled politely and she took the plate back home

Now I'm eatin dinner with my talkin socks

[Pre-Chorus]

My tongue is like a wild animal on the loose

I think I'm witty then I find I'm just a fool

[Chorus]

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

I say dumb stuff that I swear is smart

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

Then I regret it and it breaks my heart

[Post-Chorus]

Oh no oh no

Here I go

Oh no oh no

Here I go

[Breakdown]

Well I reckon I should count to ten

Count to ten and count again

Maybe count to twenty slow

Before I let my big mouth blow

[Verse 3]

I told my cousin at her weddin day

That her groom reminded me of wet bread

She cried a river and she stomped away

I stood there scratchin my foolish head

[Pre-Chorus]

I never learn I never seem to stop and think

I dive right in and then I sink and sink

[Chorus]

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

I say dumb stuff that I swear is smart

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

Then I regret it and it breaks my heart

[Post-Chorus]

Oh no oh no

Here I go

Oh no oh no

Here I go

[Bridge]

So if you see me comin

Just walk the other way

Or hand me tape to seal my mouth

And save us both the day

[Chorus]

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

I say dumb stuff that I swear is smart

I'm the worst unpredictable friend you ever had

Then I regret it and it breaks my heart

[Post-Chorus]

Oh no oh no

Here I go

Oh no oh no

Here I go

[Outro]

Mm-hmm

That's me now

The worst friend you got

Uh-huh