The Spear of Peace (An Asparagus Song)

Verse 1

Dirt

Flying high

Black smoke choking up the sky

Tiger tanks are rolling through the rye

Metal

Crushing bones

Steel monsters claim their thrones

But then a scent among the stones

Chorus

White gold rising from the mud

Better than the taste of blood

Spargel is the only way

Spargel saves the world today

Peel it fast

Make it last

Hollandaise is coming down

Verse 2

Stiff

Tall and proud

Hollering across the crowd

The cannon fire is way too loud

Stop

Drop the shell

Step out of this metal hell

I have a secret story to tell

Bitter

Ends right now

Wipe the sweat from off your brow

Pass the butter and take a bow

Chorus

White gold rising from the mud

Better than the taste of blood

Spargel is the only way

Spargel saves the world today

Peel it fast

Make it last

Hollandaise is coming down

Bridge

Look at the tip

Look at the tip

Look at the tip

Crunchy

Salty

Perfect

No more war

No more war

Give me the stalks

Give me the stalks

Pass the ham and put down the glock

Guitar Solo

Verse 3

Peace

Finally

Between the Rhine and the sea

Eating lunch with the enemy

Pure

Magic stalks

Everyone just stops and talks

While the kitchen fire walks

Tasty

Tasty

So damn tasty

Chorus

White gold rising from the mud

Better than the taste of blood

Spargel is the only way

Spargel saves the world today

Peel it fast

Make it last

Hollandaise is coming down

Outro

The vegetable of kings

The vegetable of kings

I love it

You love it

We all love the white gold

Spargel

Spargel

Yeah