Get Me the Hell Out of Here

Prelude

Honey, come get me, I'm drunk as a mule,

There's something real wrong with this damn bar stool.

Verse 1

I'm three sheets to the wind and I can't find the door,

There's two of every cowboy lined up on the floor,

They're all looking at me like I'm fixing to get shot,

And I can't tell which one of 'em is looking at what.

Pre-Chorus

Honey, I think I've overstayed my welcome tonight,

Come get me before somebody starts a fight.

Chorus

Honey, come get me the hell out of here,

I'm seeing double and they're all full of beer,

They're looking at me like I'm target practice,

I ain't gonna stick around for none of this,

Honey, come get me the hell out of here!

Post-Chorus

I got one good eye and it's starting to swim,

Come get me, baby, before I get punched again!

Verse 2

There's two pool tables and four pool cues,

Two bartenders and they're both yelling "Who's buying the booze?"

There's a guy by the jukebox with two giant boots,

And both of 'em look like they're ready to shoot.

Pre-Chorus

I don't know who's friendly and who wants my hide,

Honey, get your truck here and get me outside.

Chorus

Honey, come get me the hell out of here,

I'm seeing double and they're all full of beer,

They're looking at me like I'm target practice,

I ain't gonna stick around for none of this,

Honey, come get me the hell out of here!

Post-Chorus

I swear that wall just winked at me twice,

Get here real quick, honey, don't make me ask nice!

Bridge

The bartender says, "Boy, you better go home,"

I said, "Which one of you? There's two of you clones!"

He pointed at the door, but now there's four,

Honey, I'm begging you, come drag me out the door!

Verse 3

Now there's two big rednecks blocking my way,

Both of 'em claiming they got something to say,

I smiled real sweet and said, "Boys, I gotta run,"

Then tripped over my boots and nearly swallowed my gum.

Pre-Chorus

Honey, I hear your truck, thank God you're here,

Grab me by the collar and get me outta here!

Chorus

Honey, come get me the hell out of here,

I'm seeing double and they're all full of beer,

They're looking at me like I'm target practice,

I ain't gonna stick around for none of this,

Honey, come get me the hell out of here!

Post-Chorus

Don't ask what happened, just throw me in the seat,

And drive real fast before I get beat!

Outro

Honey, come get me the hell out of here,

Tomorrow I'll swear I ain't drinking another beer....