Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Windows down and the tires hum
Third gear leanin' into the turn
Passin' signs I don't even read
Got somewhere good in my head
Saw a guy on the side of the road
Dancin' with a traffic cone like a dance hall queen
Another one chasin' his own shadow
Cussin' at the pigeons for stealin' his scene
[Pre-Chorus]
And I can't stop laughin' at the whole damn mess
Every corner turns into a show
[Chorus]
Tweakers on the boulevard doin' the funniest shit
Pockets full of pennies and a half-chewed dream
One's tryin' to fight a vending machine
One's havin' a whole conversation with a tree
Drivin' through the madness and I can't look away
Tweakers on the boulevard makin' my whole day
[Post-Chorus]
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Oh oh oh
Ha ha ha
[Verse 2]
Neon flickerin' at two AM
Some dude's got a ladder climbin' air
He's halfway to the moon I swear
Yellin' Shakespeare at the empty square
Girl with a flashlight countin' cracks in the road
Muttering numbers that don't add up right
Man in a bathrobe mowin' the lawn
Four in the morning with a headlamp bright
[Pre-Chorus]
And I can't stop laughin' at the whole damn mess
Every corner turns into a show
[Chorus]
Tweakers on the boulevard doin' the funniest shit
Pockets full of pennies and a half-chewed dream
One's tryin' to fight a vending machine
One's havin' a whole conversation with a tree
Drivin' through the madness and I can't look away
Tweakers on the boulevard makin' my whole day
[Post-Chorus]
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Oh oh oh
Ha ha ha
[Bridge]
Maybe I'm the punchline too
Hurtlin' down this lane at ninety-two
Laughin' loud at everyone I see
While I'm half out of my mind and free
Difference is I got wheels to go
They're stuck in circles spinin' slow
But hell if it ain't the same old game
Just a different way to ride the flame
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Tweakers on the boulevard doin' the funniest shit
Pockets full of pennies and a half-chewed dream
One's tryin' to fight a vending machine
One's havin' a whole conversation with a tree
Drivin' through the madness and I can't look away
Tweakers on the boulevard makin' my whole day
[Post-Chorus]
Ha ha ha
Makin' my whole day
Ha ha ha ha
Oh oh oh
Ha ha ha