Alex, Where Did You Go? - Qwen

Verse 1

Alex woke up one fine day,

Said, "Lads, I love the beautiful game!"

Never watched a match before,

Now he's screaming at the score.

England shirt and football fever,

Sudden fan and firm believer,

Every game, he's on the sofa,

While the Walk and Talk gets colder.

Pre-Chorus

Oh Alex, mate, what have you done?

You left us walking in the sun.

We needed jokes, we needed cheer,

But football stole you, disappeared.

Chorus

Alex, where did you go?

We were waiting in the road.

Men's Walk and Talk was calling your name,

But you were lost in the World Cup game.

Alex, come back tonight,

Bring your jokes and make it right.

Yuna's been waiting, Dayton's in pain,

And there's sun cream smeared on his car again.

Verse 2

SPF one hundred and ten,

Slapped it on, then slapped again.

Face like chalk and hands like glue,

Dayton's car got polished too.

Door handle shining, windows greasy,

Bro, you made that sunscreen easy.

All over the seats, all over the side,

Like a ghost had gone for a ride.

Pre-Chorus

Oh Alex, sunshine's not the crime,

But use a towel next time.

We miss your grin, we miss your chat,

And Yuna's not okay with that.

Chorus

Alex, where did you go?

We were waiting in the road.

Men's Walk and Talk was calling your name,

But you were lost in the World Cup game.

Alex, come back tonight,

Bring your jokes and make it right.

Yuna's been waiting, Dayton's in pain,

And there's sun cream smeared on his car again.

Bridge

Yuna looked up with her little dog eyes,

"Pick me up, Alex, don't tell me lies."

She missed your arms, she missed your face,

She missed being lifted into space.

And we, the lads, with wounded pride,

Stood there betrayed on the walking side.

No jokes, no chaos, no Alex flair,

Just football chants in the summer air.

Final Chorus

Alex, where did you go?

England scored and we all know.

You love the game when the nation's alive,

But mate, where were you at half past five?

Alex, return to the crew,

Yuna's got beef and we do too.

Bring back the jokes, abandon the shame,

And wipe that sun cream off Dayton's car again.

Outro

Alex!

Come back!

Walk with the lads!

Pick up the dog!

Clean Dayton's car!

Alex, where did you go?