The Great Fluff

Intro

Look

Listen

Yeah

Verse 1

She

Big fluffy

Paws on the floor

Like a cloud walking through the kitchen door

Cotton candy

Strands of gold

Hard to hold

Heavy sweater

Better pet her

She’s a mountain of fleece

Bringing no peace

Stomping

Heavy

Like a Chevy

Four wheel drive on the rug

Give that grizzly a hug

Brush it out

Fur in my mouth

Snowing in the south

Lint roller

Game over

Chorus

Floofy she so thicc yo

Floofy she so thicc yo

Puffball rolling down the hall

Wide load coming through the wall

Floofy she so thicc yo

Floofy she so thicc yo

Post-Chorus

Yeah she thicc

Thicc thicc

So floofy

Yeah she thicc

Verse 2

Weight

Round plate

Eats like a king

Bells on her collar go ding-a-ling

Wobble

Gobble

Catnip craze

Lost in a haze

Tail like a feather duster

Got all the luster

Marshmallow

Fellow

White hair on my black jeans

Living beyond her means

Shedding

Spreading

Tangled mess

Under stress

Vacuum cleaner screaming

I must be dreaming

Look at the girth

Middle of the earth

Chorus

Floofy she so thicc yo

Floofy she so thicc yo

Puffball rolling down the hall

Wide load coming through the wall

Floofy she so thicc yo

Floofy she so thicc yo

Post-Chorus

Yeah she thicc

Thicc thicc

So floofy

Yeah she thicc

Bridge

Maybe she’s born with it

Maybe it’s kibble

Maybe it’s gravity

Giving a nibble

One scoop

Two scoops

Three scoops

More

Falling through the floor

Rounder than a globe

In a winter robe

Chorus

Floofy she so thicc yo

Floofy she so thicc yo

Puffball rolling down the hall

Wide load coming through the wall

Floofy she so thicc yo

Floofy she so thicc yo

Outro

Too much fluff

Can't get enough

She's a unit

Absolute unit

Stop shedding

Stop

Yeah

Thicc