Stupid But Really Good Looking

you are ugly!

haha.

the most important thing in life is like...

being really good looking.

haha.

second most important thing is being really jacked.

haha.

yeah.

hey, look at me!

look how good-looking and cool I am.

haha.

yeah!

I'm also totally shallow. haha.

And admittedly pretty stupid too...

yeah...

haha...

Hedonism is at the core of my epistemology!

I don't even know the difference between astronomy and astrology!

haha

yeah!

I'm basically a selfish dumb-ass.

haha

yeah!

I'm not really interested in my own education.

But regarding the vote,

I still insist on my participation!

haha

yeah!

I regularly visit a designated facility,

Where I pick up heavy things and move them around,

In hope to enhance my mating capability.

And help my online presence off the ground!

haha

yeah!

I'm not training for bio-mechanical functionality!

But to boost my instagram personality!

And to inform potential mates about my virality!

haha

yeah!

Look how masculine i appear in this pic!

And it isn't even showing my dick!

wooo!

Have I mentioned how good-looking I am already?

Because looks-wise I'm a real baddy!

yeah!

Look at the chiseled features of my physionomy!

If you are this handsome,

you don't need to know math or astronomy!

It's all about looks I feel,

I'm no Neal De-Grass Tyson.

Being good looking is my whole deal,

My intelligence is much closer to that of a bison.

haha.

yeah!

Look at my handsome face,

And notice my muscles which are just for show!

And in the best possible case,

will only help me to attract a superficial hoe!

haha.

yeah!

By the way, I dress like a cool criminal!

And I'm not talking about evasion of taxes,

Or being sued by the majority of my Exes!

haha, yeah!

and now imagine a mic-drop!