They Came From Bloody Mars!

Intro

(Mm-hmm... oh-oh...)

Verse 1

Green lights flickered over Moss Side

Saucer landed on the pitch at half past five

Davey said "What the bloody hell is that?"

Little green thing with a Union Jack backpack

Pre-Chorus

They stepped out with their tentacle hands

We bought 'em pints and made 'em understand

Chorus

Oh-oh-oh off their spaceship into the rain

Drinking Vimto and feeling no pain

Oh-oh-oh they came from a galaxy far

Now they're singing with us at the bar

Verse 2

Zorblax asked for a pie and mash

Chanting United songs in a voice like glass

Telepathic banter through the cigarette smoke

One of them laughed and the whole pub choked

Pre-Chorus

They tried to explain their cosmic mission

But ended up in a sing-along session

Chorus

Oh-oh-oh off their spaceship into the rain

Drinking Vimto and feeling no pain

Oh-oh-oh they came from a galaxy far

Now they're singing with us at the bar

Bridge

Warp-speed stories 'bout their homeworld sun

But they're learning terrace chants for fun

Antennae waving to the jukebox sound

Strangest Saturday night in this town

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Oh-oh-oh off their spaceship into the rain

Drinking Vimto and feeling no pain

Oh-oh-oh they came from a galaxy far

Now they're singing with us at the bar

Outro

(With us at the bar...)

Mm-hmm... oh-oh...

(Last orders on Mars...)