Philanthropy

Verse 1

Two years of "good morning" and "sleep tight"

But I had a feeling something wasn't right

So I put on a wig, yeah, a little blonde hair

Added you on a burner just to see what’s there

And oh, look at that! A little hidden surprise

A story for the world but not for my eyes

You’re looking for someone to "trick out" in MD?

That’s funny, babe, 'cause I thought that was me.

Pre-Chorus

Now you’re typing in bubbles, you’re losing your cool

Trying to tell me I’m some kind of fool

"I’m doing a favor! It’s revenge for a friend!"

Honey, that logic is starting to bend.

Chorus

You say you "pledged yourself," well, isn't that sweet?

But you’re posting bait for the girls on the street

I’m "baby girl" here, but a stranger on there

You’re acting like you’re doing some charity prayer

If you’re helping a buddy get back at his ex

Maybe don't use your face to find who is next

You say you're not in Maryland? Well, I’m not in the mood

To listen to a "man-whore" try to be good.

Verse 2

"I’m helping a bro," yeah, that’s a new low

A screenshot, a story, a one-man show

You’re "known for the streets" so you’re offering aid?

That’s a weird way to show me you want to be stayed

And "spoiling a hoe"? God, your vocab is tragic

You’re killing the vibe and you’re killing the magic

Don't tell me I'm right to be "overthinking"

While you’re the one whose ship is currently sinking.

Bridge - Spoken

"Oh, so you’re a philanthropist now? A martyr for the bros? Helping the community one thirsty story at a time? That’s so... noble of you. Truly. If only your GPS worked as well as your excuses."

Chorus

You say you "pledged yourself," well, isn't that sweet?

But you’re posting bait for the girls on the street

I’m "baby girl" here, but a stranger on there

You’re acting like you’re doing some charity prayer

If you’re helping a buddy get back at his ex

Maybe don't use your face to find who is next

You say you're not in Maryland? Well, I’m not in the mood

To listen to a "man-whore" try to be good.

Outro

I’m dizzy, I’m tired, I’m going to bed

I’ve got your "revenge plot" stuck in my head

Sweet dreams to me, hope your story goes viral

Watching your loyalty go into a spiral...

(Wait, are you still in the DMs?)

Goodnight.