Old Candy

Start

Psychedelic guitar

Screams

runnin’ away,

Verse 1

Doorbell’s ringin’, buzzin’ like a bee,

I peek through the blinds — they’re lookin’ at me.

Masks and buckets, plastic fangs and slime,

I grab the old bag — it’s been there since ‘99.

Chorus (screamed with grin)

Old candy! Sticky and strange!

Old candy! Never gonna change!

Scare the kids, send ‘em runnin’ away,

Halloween’s my holiday!

Verse 2

Wrapper’s faded, sugar’s turned to rock,

One bite and your teeth’ll start to knock.

They wanted treats — I gave ‘em doom,

Chocolate ghosts from the cupboard tomb!

Chorus

Old candy! Sticky and strange!

Old candy! Mold in the grain!

Scare the kids, send ‘em screamin’ down the lane,

Halloween’s my holiday!

Bridge (psychedelic breakdown)

“Got a jawbreaker fossil…

It’s hummin’ like a curse…

Trick or treat, little monsters —

I was here first.”

Final Chorus (frenzied)

Old candy! Never dies!

Rotten sugar, sweet surprise!

Bridge (psychedelic breakdown)

“Got a jawbreaker fossil…

It’s hummin’ like a curse…

Trick or treat, little monsters —

I was here first.”

Final Chorus (frenzied)

Old candy! Never dies!

Rotten sugar, sweet surprise!

Scare the kids, slam the door, yeah yeah!

Halloween forevermore!

End