The Big Red Roof

Drop

Large pepperoni

Large pepperoni

Verse 1

Ring

Ring ring

Pick it up

Hello

Hello there

Is this the hut

The big red roof

I need a pizza

No

Wait

I need twenty pizzas

Gluten free

Cardboard crust

Extra dust

Dust on the crust

Dust on the crust

Chorus

Where is my order

Where is my order

Where is my order

I am hungry

I am starving

I am waiting by the door

Where is my order

Where is my order

Verse 2

Deep dish

Deep fried

Deep regret

My name is Bob

No

My name is Steve

Actually

Call me the King

The King of Toppings

Put a shoe on it

Leather

Lace

Old sneaker

Anchovies are gross

Pineapple is a sin

Stop laughing

Stop it

Stop it

Chorus

Where is my order

Where is my order

Where is my order

I am hungry

I am starving

I am waiting by the door

Where is my order

Where is my order

Bridge

Click

Did you hang up

Don't hang up

I have coupons

Expired in ninety four

Valid in my head

Totally valid

Maybe

Probably not

Drop

Large pepperoni

Large pepperoni

Extra dust

Extra dust

Where is my order

Where is my order

Outro

Sir

Sir

This is a library

Oh

My bad

Do you have books on pizza

Goodbye

Goodbye

Goodbye