The beans

Verse 1

I ate a bowl of beans and some questionable cheese,

Now my belly's rumbling like a swarm of angry bees.

I try to walk it off with a casual strut,

But there's a biological crisis brewing in my gut.

I do a awkward waddle, I tighten up my posture,

This isn't just a squeaker—this is a full disaster!

Chorus

Oh, it's a cheek-flapping, air-snapping, supersonic blast,

A toxic cloud of regret coming from the past!

I blamed it on a squeaky shoe, I blamed it on a chair,

I even blamed a passing dog that wasn't even there!

Verse 2

I tried to hide the sound with a giant fake cough,

But my timing was off and the timing launched off!

BARK! went the cough, then a BOOM from behind,

A two-part harmony of a terrifying kind.

The paint is peeling off the wall, the potted plants are dead,

My friend just grabbed his oxygen mask and hit the bed!

Chorus

Oh, it's a cheek-flapping, air-snapping, supersonic blast,

A toxic cloud of regret coming from the past!

I blamed it on a squeaky shoe, I blamed it on a chair,

I even blamed a passing dog that wasn't even there!

Outro

Emergency evacuation, clear the whole zone!

Never eat hot sauce when you're not at home alone!

Pfffft. Oops... safety first!