Drunker Than Cooter Brown

Verse 1

Gas station

Ice cold cans in the passenger seat

I am leaning

Stumbling sideways through the gravel lot

Spinning round

Lost my grip on the handle

Blurry vision

Feeling worse than Cooter Brown

Way worse

Chorus

Drunker than a mogul on a bad day

Losing all the masters to the highway

Staggering slow

Staggering slow

I am sinking lower than the contracts

Looking for a way to get my soul back

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Verse 2

Legal papers

Faded ink on the kitchen rug

I am messy

Woke up wearing someone else's boots

Found the phone

Called my ex three dozen times

Rough morning

Heavy head and a hollow heart

I am sinking

Chorus

Drunker than a mogul on a bad day

Losing all the masters to the highway

Staggering slow

Staggering slow

I am sinking lower than the contracts

Looking for a way to get my soul back

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Bridge

Maybe I am greedy

Maybe I am reckless

Maybe I am gone

I sold the rights to my own name

Trade the gold for the pouring rain

Everything is gone

Everything is gone

Everything is gone

Chorus

Drunker than a mogul on a bad day

Losing all the masters to the highway

Staggering slow

Staggering slow

I am sinking lower than the contracts

Looking for a way to get my soul back

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Outro

Drunker than Cooter Brown

am stumbling

I am falling

Drunker than the man who sold the songs

Yeah he sold them

Yeah he sold them

Gone

Chorus

Drunker than a mogul on a bad day

Losing all the masters to the highway

Staggering slow

Staggering slow

I am sinking lower than the contracts

Looking for a way to get my soul back

Drunker than Cooter Brown

Drunker than Cooter Brown