Lyrics
[Intro] Oh oh
Ho ho ho
Look out
[Chorus] He’s filing the paperwork
Suing every fake in the shopping mall
Sleigh bells in the courtroom
Watching those fakers fall
Checking it twice
Getting real mean
Santa is the king of this legal scene
King of this legal scene
[Verse 1] Polished leather boots
Red velvet suit on a warpath
He’s serving papers to the department store phonies
Signature on the dotted line
[Pre-Chorus] Clear the runway
Keep the reindeer tight
Prepare for the fight
Fuel up the sled tonight
[Chorus] He’s filing the paperwork
Suing every fake in the shopping mall
Sleigh bells in the courtroom
Watching those fakers fall
Checking it twice
Getting real mean
Santa is the king of this legal scene
King of this legal scene
[Post-Chorus] La la la
Sue them all
La la la
Merry litigation
[Verse 2] The Air Force scrambled the jets
Missiles locked on Rudolph
Comin' in hot
Rudolph pulls a barrel roll
Top gun Santa
Taking the shot
Checking the radar
Bringing the pain
[Pre-Chorus] Clear the runway
Keep the reindeer tight
Prepare for the fight
Fuel up the sled tonight
[Chorus] He’s filing the paperwork
Suing every fake in the shopping mall
Sleigh bells in the courtroom
Watching those fakers fall
Checking it twice
Getting real mean
Santa is the king of this legal scene
King of this legal scene
[Bridge] Bogey down at twelve o’clock
General’s on the naughty list
Pilots crying in the cockpit
Santa blew them out the sky
Santa blew them out the sky
It was the highlight of his night
Highlight of his night
[Chorus] He’s filing the paperwork
Suing every fake in the shopping mall
Sleigh bells in the courtroom
Watching those fakers fall
Checking it twice
Getting real mean
Santa is the king of this legal scene
King of this legal scene
[Post-Chorus] La la la
Merry litigation
La la la
Coal in your stocking