DERP CAT

Verse 1

Floor

Looking like a mop

Staring at a fly on the ceiling

Wobble

Stumble

Four left feet

Catnip high is hitting hard now

Zoomies

Round the kitchen

Knocking over glasses

Wet nose

Tuna breath

Chorus

Derp cat

Derp cat

Blinking one eye at a time

Doing nothing

Nothing at all

Derp cat

Derp cat

Brain cell lost inside the couch

(Nyan nyan)

He's a little bit strange

(Nyan nyan)

Post-Chorus

Nyan nyan nyan

Derp cat

Nyan nyan nyan

Derp cat

Pop

Pop

Pop

Verse 2

Stuck

Head in a box

Thinking he is hidden

Tail wag

Fast

Slap

Slap

Angry little motor

Biting

My expensive sweater

Chewing on the plastic

Silly

Goofy

Orange

Mlem mlem mlem

Chorus

Derp cat

Derp cat

Blinking one eye at a time

Doing nothing

Nothing at all

Derp cat

Derp cat

Brain cell lost inside the couch

(Nyan nyan)

He's a little bit strange

(Nyan nyan)

Bridge

Kawaii face

Scary claws

Soft belly

It's a trap

Don't touch

Don't touch

(Baka baka baka)

I touch

I bleed

He purrs

He purrs

He purrs

Guitar Solo

Chorus

Derp cat

Derp cat

Blinking one eye at a time

Doing nothing

Nothing at all

Derp cat

Derp cat

Brain cell lost inside the couch

(Nyan nyan)

He's a little bit strange

(Nyan nyan)

Post-Chorus

Nyan nyan nyan

Derp cat

Nyan nyan nyan

Derp cat

Pop

Pop

Pop

Outro

Where did he go

Under the fridge

Help

(Meow)

Derp cat

Out