The Ocho

Verse 1

August each year the TVs tease

Elite competitions made to please

Chess divers hit the water, sleek and wet

Then move their rooks with such intense sweat

Next crabs race sideways to the line

Their claws erect, their bodies primed and fine

Chorus

ESPN 8 (The Ocho)

Finest athletes on show (The Ocho)

Let competitive adrenaline flow

Revel in triumphant afterglow

Verse 2

On rooftops gripping hard they hold it tight

They slide on balls until they lose the fight

Gum chewers blow it big thick and hot

And tongue it deep with all the skill they got

The wad swells huge between their willing lips

Until it blows all over both their hips

Chorus

ESPN 8 (The Ocho)

Finest athletes on show (The Ocho)

Let competitive adrenaline flow

Revel in triumphant afterglow

Bridge

Belt sander races

Cherry Pit Spitting

Rubik's Cubing (The Ocho)

Auctioneering

Blimp races

Sign Spinning (The Ocho)

Verse 3

Microsoft Excel "athletes" put on a show

These men know how to make their columns grow

Slip on some stairs to achieve true glory

World dog surfing writes its own story

Marvel in awe at grocery bag stuffing

Maids go mental over their pillow fluffing

Chorus

ESPN 8 (The Ocho)

Finest athletes on show (The Ocho)

Let competitive adrenaline flow

Revel in triumphant afterglow

Outro

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