eatting dried plums with my thumbs comedy version 01

what do we have here, oh what fun!

this was something that used to be a plum!

Dried plums they are so sticky and sweet!

into My mouth they would like to meet!

wrinkled little fruit in a plastic sack.

I know it may seem a little bit whack!

No Need for a fork, nor a little plastic spork.

it's finger food for tonight!!

getting my fingers all sticky oh what a nice delight!

sitting on the bench outside,

I have nothing much to hide.

eating my prunes with pride!

Eating Dried Plums with my fingers and my thumbs. Now I gotta go wash my hands!

just try not to eat too many, do they cost a pretty penny?

No they just have this effect you see,

But I won't go into details , I gotta go, whee!

Chorus

what do we have here, oh fun!

this was something that used to be a plum!

Dried plums so sticky and sweet!

into My mouth they would like to meet!

wrinkled little fruit in a sack.

I know it may seem a little bit whack!

No Need for a fork, nor plastic spork.

it's finger food for tonight!!

getting my fingers all sticky oh what a nice delight!

sitting on the bench outside,

I have nothing much to hide.

eating my prunes with pride!

Eating Dried Plums with my fingers and my thumbs. Now I gotta go wash my hands!

just try not to eat too many, do they cost a pretty penny?

No they just have this effect you see,

spoken with an air of comedy and slight sarcasm

Welp! I guess it's time to go wash my hands!!

lets watch a movie... oops! let's see where this lands! goodbye and goodnight!